Published on August 31st, 2012 | by soccersweep2
Tottenham and Manchester United to make gains
Who else here is absolutely sick to death of international football? Merely a couple of weeks into a glorious new Prem season and we are back to a cruddy international break. As if EURO 2012 wasn’t bad enough we now have another two week club stasis where England try and ultimately just succeed in getting to an international tournament, before they somehow get to the quarters without stringing three successive passes together. Not good enough to win, but not bad enough to lose outright, we go out on pens as usual. Then Roy Hodgson goes before the cameras to explain how we have taken loads of positives from the tournament. Sick of it I tells ya! Predictable, depressing douche. Please don’t call me unpatriotic. I just want to see good footie. Is that so bad? Throw me some frickin slack over here.
Anyway, vitriolic rant aside, we can at least enjoy one more weekend of the gorgeous Premier League before all that nonsense.
Our pastey football scientists have been locked away in their rent free, new squatters law beating loft lab all week, to conjure up that magic sequence that will make you lucky people more minted that Murray himself. Hopefully.
Open an account with William Hill by clicking the banner below or to the right of this page, slap a tenner in there and put a squid a week on the accumulator. It’s like the pools. It’s nothing like The Lottery. AND IT COULD BE YOU! So in that way, it is a bit like The Lottery. Sorry.
Aaaaaanyhoo. Here it is. Our magic formula for the week. We will be betting a pound on the following. By the way, our original £20 kitty now stands at £13. We lost £2 on the first accumulator. Then we tried to recover with a drunken punt on Manchester United to beat Everton. Doh! Then we recovered somewhat by placing the rest on Manchester United to beat Fulham. Phew!
SAT 1 SEP 2012
West Ham v Fulham 12:45
Fulham flying. West Ham reinforced. DRAW
Swansea v Sunderland 15:00
Two good teams. DRAW
Tottenham v Norwich 15:00
Dembele to inspire Tottenham. HOME WIN
West Brom v Everton 15:00
Everton have started well for once. AWAY WIN
Wigan v Stoke 15:00
Impossible to call. HOME WIN
Man City v QPR 17:30
Ermmmmm. HOME WIN
SUN 2 SEP 2012
Liverpool v Arsenal 13:30
Liverpool will be buoyed by City game. HOME WIN
Newcastle v Aston Villa 16:00
Worries for Villa. HOME WIN
Southampton v Manchester United 16:00
Manchester United are back to their compelling best this season. AWAY WIN
At the time of writing a £1 bet on the above accumulator at William Hill will win you £542.30
soccersweep weekend special – Manchester United, Tottenham, Newcastle, Real Madrid and Celtic all to win at around 4/1